7DS: Pants On Fire!
Mar
24
7:00 PM19:00

7DS: Pants On Fire!

Join 7 Deadly Sins at the White Eagle Saloon for Portland’s most interactive storytelling event: Pants On Fire! Featuring brand new stories by podcaster and PDX radio icon Daria Eckhardt Eliuk, Melanie Moseley (fresh off her tour with Sexology: The Musical!), voice of Oregon Public Broadcasting Jason Sauls, Our Bold Voices host Paul Iarrobino, Oz D du Soleil (fresh off his performance at RISK! @ Revolution Hall), 7DS fan fave Stephanie Lechner, and the storytelling debut of standup comedy's Rebecca Block.

Pants On Fire! features seven storytellers telling the most insane, outrageous, hard-to-believe stories from their own lives. The catch? One of those seven will actually be telling a bald-faced lie -- a whopper that never actually happened. 

Think you can spot which of our seven storytellers is the liar? If you can, you might win a stay at McMenamin's Edgefield Hotel on us.

Not sure you can which is guess the liar? No worries! There will be other ways to win valuable prizes throughout the evening, including a chance to take on one of your fellow audience members in our Two Truths & A Lie Mano-y-Mano Cage Match.

Even if you don't win, you'll walk away having heard seven of the most wild, outrageous, hard-to-believe stories ever told on a Portland stage -- and six of them will actually be true.

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7 Deadly Sins Presents: Andrew Dickson's Kids These Days
Apr
12
7:00 PM19:00

7 Deadly Sins Presents: Andrew Dickson's Kids These Days

7 Deadly Sins is proud to present the launch of its new 7DS: Voicesseries with the world premier of Andrew Dickson's Kids These Days at Portland’s historic Mission Theater.

Kids These Daysis part storytelling, part comedic monologue, and part TED Talk about how much and fast the world has changed, how awful and amazing it is to be a parent, and the generational politics of baby boomers, generation X and Y, millennials, and whatever kids younger who were born a few years ago are going to be called. 

For example, Andrew will perform his ABC book, written for the world kids are going to inherit. ("A is for Apple. They make the bright, colorful devices we pay attention to instead of you.") And he’ll present his list of things he didn’t know about until he was an adult that his kids experienced by the time they were 5 (from pho, dim sum, and sushi, to a black president). 

The show will feel a bit like a full-length comedy stand-up special, weaving together a dozen or so stories, lists, rants, and audience participation that all relate to the above themes of change, technology, kids, parenthood, childhood and adulthood.

Oh, and PowerPoint. There will also be PowerPoint.

We expect this show to sell out before day of event, so get your tickets today.

TICKETS GO ON SALE APRIL 12

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7 Deadly Sins: Stranger In A Strange Land
Apr
16
7:30 PM19:30

7 Deadly Sins: Stranger In A Strange Land

7 Deadly Sins bring you five true tales of ordinary people facing new terrain without a map.

Featuring stories about choosing to be the stranger that battles oppression with love; the best ways to survive Stockholm Syndrome; the risks of being deported from your country of origin; the surprisingly large chasm that separates those who live on land to those who live under water; and and what it means when everything and everyone you’ve ever known becomes foreign to you in the blink of an eye.

Join us on April 16th at the Portland Center Stage Armory as we officially kick off our fourth season with our first MainStage show of 2019, 7 Deadly Sins: Stranger In A Strange Land.

Featuring new stories by Reema Zaman, Samira Irani, Robbie Parker, Jeremy Lucas, and more. With original music scored for the show, composed and performed by Louise Woodward.

Best of all: proceeds for this show will go to support Kenton Women’s Village, the creative, collaborative project that helps Portland’s most at-risk women by offering a new potential approach for addressing houselessness at a small scale.

Tickets On Sale March 12

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7DS: ROUGH DRAFT
May
4
8:00 PM20:00

7DS: ROUGH DRAFT

ROUGH DRAFT takes audiences behind the scenes - and possibly onto the stage - of a live storytelling show. We’ll take volunteers from the audience who have a story they'd like to tell, and together with our audience & panel of celebrity coaches we'll shape that story into a work of art.

If you've always wanted to try storytelling, ROUGH DRAFT is the place to find supportive, positive, constructive feedback to give you the confidence to take it to the next level. 

If you're an old pro, ROUGH DRAFT is the place to hone that story you've been trying to get just right for a bigger stage.

Mostly, though, ROUGH DRAFT is a great place to come for an evening of great stories. 

And because it's a 7 Deadly Sins show, we're also planning on some surprises which should make it a wee bit wild and a whole lot of fun.

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7DS: ROUGH DRAFT
Mar
3
8:00 PM20:00

7DS: ROUGH DRAFT

ROUGH DRAFT takes audiences behind the scenes - and possibly onto the stage - of a live storytelling show. We’ll take volunteers from the audience who have a story they'd like to tell, and together with our audience & panel of celebrity coaches we'll shape that story into a work of art.

If you've always wanted to try storytelling, ROUGH DRAFT is the place to find supportive, positive, constructive feedback to give you the confidence to take it to the next level. 

If you're an old pro, ROUGH DRAFT is the place to hone that story you've been trying to get just right for a bigger stage.

Mostly, though, ROUGH DRAFT is a great place to come for an evening of great stories. 

And because it's a 7 Deadly Sins show, we're also planning on some surprises which should make it a wee bit wild and a whole lot of fun.

This Event Is Free

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7 Deadly Sins: Oz
Feb
23
7:30 PM19:30

7 Deadly Sins: Oz

7 Deadly Sins invites you to a very special evening of storytelling, music, wine, chocolate - and hope.

Join us on February 23rd for 7 Deadly Sins: Oz, as five nationally-renowned storytellers bring you five true tales of home, heart, brain, courage, and what it means to realize you're not in Kansas anymore.

Better still, this show will feature music from both violist Louise Woodward (last seen at 7 Deadly Sins: Saturnalia) and Edna Vazquez, that "creative crisol with a vocal range that allows her to paint seamlessly with her original material, an intersection of folk, rock, pop and R&B," fresh off of her tour with Pink Martini.

Even better than that, the evening will feature tastings and pairings of two of of our most favorite sinful things: chocolate and wine.

But best of all, every single dollar of the proceeds for this show will go to Kenton Women's Village, the creative, collaborative Portland non-profit offering a new approach for addressing houselessness at a one-on-one scale.

And on top of all of that, there will be a few more surprises that we're keeping under our hat till the show. (Because after all, what's more sinful than a fun secret or two?)

Please note that unlike our other MainStage shows, 7DS: Oz will be an exclusive, intimate event, with only three dozen seats available. So don't delay! Get your tickets as soon as they go on sale.


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7DS: Pants On Fire!
Jan
30
8:00 PM20:00

7DS: Pants On Fire!

Join 7 Deadly Sins at the White Eagle Saloon for Portland’s most interactive storytelling event: Pants On Fire!

Featuring seven brand new insane, bizarre, 100% true tales from PDX radio icon Daria Eckhardt Eliuk ROAR Fierce Female Storytelling's Erika Worth, Public Radio’s Michael Boxer, Lenore’s Joy Pearson, raconteur Leslie Zemenek, and 7DS: MainStage alum Jennifer Foreman and Charles Sheffer.

Pants On Fire! features seven storytellers telling the most insane, outrageous, hard-to-believe stories from their own lives. The catch? One of those seven will actually be telling a bald-faced lie -- a whopper that never actually happened. 

Think you can spot which of our seven storytellers is the liar? If you can, you might win a stay at McMenamin's Edgefield Hotel on us.

Not sure you can which is guess the liar? No worries! There will be other ways to win valuable prizes throughout the evening, including a chance to take on one of your fellow audience members in our Two Truths & A Lie Mano-y-Mano Cage Match.

Even if you don't win, you'll walk away having heard seven of the most wild, outrageous, hard-to-believe stories ever told on a Portland stage -- and six of them will actually be true.

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7DS: ROUGH DRAFT
Jan
6
8:00 PM20:00

7DS: ROUGH DRAFT

ROUGH DRAFT takes audiences behind the scenes - and possibly onto the stage - of a live storytelling show. We’ll take volunteers from the audience who have a story they'd like to tell, and together with our audience & panel of celebrity coaches we'll shape that story into a work of art.

If you've always wanted to try storytelling, ROUGH DRAFT is the place to find supportive, positive, constructive feedback to give you the confidence to take it to the next level. 

If you're an old pro, ROUGH DRAFT is the place to hone that story you've been trying to get just right for a bigger stage.

Mostly, though, ROUGH DRAFT is a great place to come for an evening of great stories. 

And because it's a 7 Deadly Sins show, we're also planning on some surprises which should make it a wee bit wild and a whole lot of fun.

This Event Is Free

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7 Deadly Sins: Saturnalia
Dec
27
7:30 PM19:30

7 Deadly Sins: Saturnalia

Saturnalia: /satərˈnālyə/ (noun) The ancient Roman festival of Saturn in December, celebrating the end of darkness and the coming of light, which was a period of general merrymaking.

Join us at the Mission Theater for 7 Deadly Sins: Saturnalia, a storytelling event unlike any you have seen before. Saturnalia will feature seven internationally renowned storytellers, writers, poets, musicians, and artists as they take the stage to tell a true story from their lives — each one on the theme of one of the Deadly Sins. 

Featuring Weird & Awesome’s Emmett Montgomery, Artist Repertory Theater’s Kisha Jarrett, the New Yorker’s Katie Nguyen, Lenore’s Joy Pearson, The Moth Main Stage’s Donna Otter, PICA’s Andrew Dickson, Portland Poetry Slam champion Doc Luben, internationally touring violinist and composer Louise Woodward, award-winning recording artist John Shipe, Renegade Saints alum Mike Walker, and so much more!

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7DS: Pants On Fire!
Nov
28
8:00 PM20:00

7DS: Pants On Fire!

Join 7 Deadly Sins at the White Eagle Saloon for Portland most interactive storytelling event: Pants On Fire!

Pants On Fire! features seven storytellers telling the most insane, outrageous, hard-to-believe stories from their own lives. The catch? One of those seven will actually be telling a bald-faced lie -- a whopper that never actually happened. 

Think you can spot which of our seven storytellers is the liar? If you can, you might win a stay at McMenamin's Edgefield Hotel on us.

Not sure you can which is guess the liar? No worries! There will be other ways to win valuable prizes throughout the evening, including a chance to take on one of your fellow audience members in our Two Truths & A Lie Mano-y-Mano Cage Match.

Even if you don't win, you'll walk away having heard seven of the most wild, outrageous, hard-to-believe stories ever told on a Portland stage -- and six of them will actually be true.

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7DS: ROUGH DRAFT
Nov
11
8:00 PM20:00

7DS: ROUGH DRAFT

ROUGH DRAFT takes audiences behind the scenes - and possibly onto the stage - of a live storytelling show. We’ll take volunteers from the audience who have a story they'd like to tell, and together with our audience & panel of celebrity coaches we'll shape that story into a work of art.

If you've always wanted to try storytelling, ROUGH DRAFT is the place to find supportive, positive, constructive feedback to give you the confidence to take it to the next level. 

If you're an old pro, ROUGH DRAFT is the place to hone that story you've been trying to get just right for a bigger stage.

Mostly, though, ROUGH DRAFT is a great place to come for an evening of great stories. 

And because it's a 7 Deadly Sins show, we're also planning on some surprises which should make it a wee bit wild and a whole lot of fun.

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7 Deadly Sins: Love vs. Lust!
Oct
25
7:30 PM19:30

7 Deadly Sins: Love vs. Lust!

Portland’s most sinful live storytelling show returns to the McMenamins Mission Theater on October 25th, as 7 Deadly Sins Show brings you five totally true tales of Love vs. Lust! 

Join us as we bring you stories that explore the inherent dangers hidden inside a Stevie Wonder love song, the best and the worst things that can come from a one-night stand, the unexpected payoffs of deciding to forego both love and lust entirely, the surprisingly redemptive power of that seedy adult bookstore you swore you'd never enter, the abject terror of coming face-to-face with your kid's sexual adventures, and much, much more.

Featuring stories by Front Porch Sessions creator and Back Fence PDX announcer Chris Williams comedian and host of XRAY Radio's Brine Time Jeremiah Coughlan, North Carolina writer, activist and storyteller Maud Kelly, the globe-trotting, Brazilian-born, fire-breathing Denise Pena, returning crowd favorite and country western artist Nikole Potulsky

Plus brand new music from storytelling's greatest house band, Skamokawa Swamp Opera!

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7DS: Pants On Fire!
Sep
26
8:00 PM20:00

7DS: Pants On Fire!

Join 7 Deadly Sins at the White Eagle Saloon for Portland most interactive storytelling event: Pants On Fire!

Pants On Fire! features seven storytellers telling the most insane, outrageous, hard-to-believe stories from their own lives. The catch? One of those seven will actually be telling a bald-faced lie -- a whopper that never actually happened. 

Think you can spot which of our seven storytellers is the liar? If you can, you might win a stay at McMenamin's Edgefield Hotel on us.

Not sure you can which is guess the liar? No worries! There will be other ways to win valuable prizes throughout the evening, including a chance to take on one of your fellow audience members in our Two Truths & A Lie Mano-y-Mano Cage Match.

Even if you don't win, you'll walk away having heard seven of the most wild, outrageous, hard-to-believe stories ever told on a Portland stage -- and six of them will actually be true.

Tickets On Sale August 7

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7DS: ROUGH DRAFT
Sep
2
8:00 PM20:00

7DS: ROUGH DRAFT

ROUGH DRAFT takes audiences behind the scenes - and possibly onto the stage - of a live storytelling show. We’ll take volunteers from the audience who have a story they'd like to tell, and together with our audience & panel of celebrity coaches we'll shape that story into a work of art.

If you've always wanted to try storytelling, ROUGH DRAFT is the place to find supportive, positive, constructive feedback to give you the confidence to take it to the next level. 

If you're an old pro, ROUGH DRAFT is the place to hone that story you've been trying to get just right for a bigger stage.

Mostly, though, ROUGH DRAFT is a great place to come for an evening of great stories. 

And because it's a 7 Deadly Sins show, we're also planning on some surprises which should make it a wee bit wild and a whole lot of fun.

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7 Deadly Sins: Crime And Punishment
Aug
23
7:30 PM19:30

7 Deadly Sins: Crime And Punishment

We kick off our third season with our MainStage show 7 Deadly Sins: Crime & Punishment at the historic Mission Theater. 

Featuring stories about living life on the lam, what happens when you fall in love with the person who robbed you, the redemptive power of a really terrible joke, the cost of being a patriot to your native country when simply having been born is a crime, and more. 

Tickets On Sale June 29

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7DS: Spoken @ PIckathonn
Aug
3
to Aug 5

7DS: Spoken @ PIckathonn

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7 Deadly Sins is teaming up with Pickathon, the Northwest's premier all-independent music festival, to present a celebration of all of the spoken-word arts: 7DS: Spoken

We'll be mixing poetry, readings, performance art, and stories, and threading them all together will live music from our amazing house band, Skamokawa Swamp Opera — all on Pickathon's beautiful Woods Stage. Trust us when we say you have never seen anything quite like 7DS: Spoken.

Better still, there will be a whole weekend of live performances by Shakey Graves, I'm With Her, Blind Boys of Alabama, Rasheed Jamal, and 80 more of the most exciting independent musical artists touring today.

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7DS: Pants On Fire!
Jul
25
8:00 PM20:00

7DS: Pants On Fire!

Join 7 Deadly Sins at the White Eagle Saloon for Portland most interactive storytelling event: Pants On Fire!

Pants On Fire! features seven storytellers telling the most insane, outrageous, hard-to-believe stories from their own lives. The catch? One of those seven will actually be telling a bald-faced lie -- a whopper that never actually happened. 

Think you can spot which of our seven storytellers is the liar? If you can, you might win a stay at McMenamin's Edgefield Hotel on us.
Not sure you can which is guess the liar? No worries! There will be other ways to win valuable prizes throughout the evening, including a chance to take on one of your fellow audience members in our Two Truths & A Lie Mano-y-Mano Cage Match.

Even if you don't win, you'll walk away having heard seven of the most wild, outrageous, hard-to-believe stories ever told on a Portland stage -- and six of them will actually be true.

Tickets On Sale June 20

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7DS: ROUGH DRAFT
Jul
3
8:00 PM20:00

7DS: ROUGH DRAFT

ROUGH DRAFT returns to Mississippi Pizza July 3rd, with our latest Celebrity Coach Panel: Reba SparrowDaria Eckhardt Eliuk, and Jason Sauls

Admission is free, with a requested donation of $5 from those feeling outrageously generous!

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ROUGH DRAFT takes audiences behind the scenes - and possibly onto the stage - of a live storytelling show. We’ll take volunteers from the audience who have a story they'd like to tell, and together with our audience & panel of celebrity coaches we'll shape that story into a work of art.

If you've always wanted to try storytelling, ROUGH DRAFT is the place to find supportive, positive, constructive feedback to give you the confidence to take it to the next level. 

If you're an old pro, ROUGH DRAFT is the place to hone that story you've been trying to get just right for a bigger stage.

Mostly, though, ROUGH DRAFT is a great place to come for an evening of great stories. 

And because it's a 7 Deadly Sins show, we're also planning on some surprises which should make it a wee bit wild and a whole lot of fun.

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Pants On Fire: May Show
May
30
8:00 PM20:00

Pants On Fire: May Show

Join us at the White Eagle Saloon on January 31st  as seven amazing storytellers take the stage to tell you seven of the most wild, outrageous, hard-to-believe true stories you've ever heard. The problem is, one of our storytellers will be lying to your face, telling a complete whopper that never happened.

Think you can figure out which ones are telling the truth, and which one's pants are on fire?

If you can, you might win a sinful overnight stay at the Edgefield Hotel & Winery.

Not sure you can guess the liar? No worries, there will be other ways to win valuable prizes throughout the evening, including a chance to take on one of your fellow audience members in our Pants on Fire 2 Truths & A Lie Mano y Mano Cage Match! At the very least, you'll walk away with seven of the best, craziest, most outlandish stories told on stage all month. And six of them will actually be true.

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7DS: ROUGH DRAFT
May
13
8:00 PM20:00

7DS: ROUGH DRAFT

ROUGH DRAFT will take audiences behind the scenes - and possibly onto the stage - of a live storytelling show. We’ll take volunteers from the audience who have a story they'd like to tell, and together with our audience and panel of celebrity coaches we'll shape that story into a work of art.

If you've been wanting to try storytelling, ROUGH DRAFT will be a place to find supportive, positive, constructive feedback to give you the confidence to take it to the next level. 

If you're an old pro, ROUGH DRAFT will be a place to hone that story you've been trying to get just right.

Of course, ROUGH DRAFT will also be the place to come hear others tell great stories. 

And because it's a 7 Deadly Sins show, we're also planning on some surprises which should make it a wee bit wild and a whole lot of fun.

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7 Deadly Sins: American Roadtrip
Apr
26
7:30 PM19:30

7 Deadly Sins: American Roadtrip

Join us at Portland's historic Mission Theater as we bring you five totally true tales about what happens when we give in to wanderlust, leave the safety and comfort of our homes, and embrace life on the road.

Featuring performances by comedian and professional hamster thief Emma Arnold, OPB's Jason Sauls, cultural anthropologist Jennifer Aengst, ExcelTV's Oz du Soleil, and more. 

Tickets on sale March 27

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Pants On Fire: March Show
Mar
28
7:00 PM19:00

Pants On Fire: March Show

Join us at the White Eagle Saloon on January 31st  as seven amazing storytellers take the stage to tell you seven of the most wild, outrageous, hard-to-believe true stories you've ever heard. The problem is, one of our storytellers will be lying to your face, telling a complete whopper that never happened.

Think you can figure out which ones are telling the truth, and which one's pants are on fire?

If you can, you might win a sinful overnight stay at the Edgefield Hotel & Winery.

Not sure you can guess the liar? No worries, there will be other ways to win valuable prizes throughout the evening, including a chance to take on one of your fellow audience members in our Pants on Fire 2 Truths & A Lie Mano y Mano Cage Match! At the very least, you'll walk away with seven of the best, craziest, most outlandish stories told on stage all month. And six of them will actually be true.

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7 Deadly Sins: Love Sucks
Feb
22
7:30 PM19:30

7 Deadly Sins: Love Sucks

Take a break from the gooey, sugary, lovey-dovey gag-fest that is the Valentine's Day Season with five stories (and songs) about love gone very, very wrong.


Up next on the 7 Deadly Sins MainStage: five totally true tales about what happens when the love of one's life turns out to be both a great kisser and totally imaginary, the pros and cons of having that "handsome stranger saves the fair maiden" fairytale romance you've always dreamt about actually come true, why the greatest heartbreaks often come to us on four legs, how infidelity can plunge one into the depths of true madness, and the inherent risks of meeting a blind date at a sex club.

Featuring new music by Skamokawa Swamp Opera and performances by

  • Willamette Week's Funniest Person of the Year alum Amanda Arnold

  • Host of You're Welcome and Portland Mercury Genius of Comedy Marcus Coleman

  • Professional kink coach and Willamette Week sex columnist Stella Harris

  • Petropolitan Museum artist-in-residence, one-time MTV art director, and deposed Slug Queen Constance Van Flandern

  • AUDACITY Style Bar owner and Mystery Box alum Darcy Rawls

Featuring new music from Skamokawa Swamp Opera!

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Pants On Fire - January Show
Jan
31
8:00 PM20:00

Pants On Fire - January Show

Join us at the White Eagle Saloon on January 31st  as seven amazing storytellers take the stage to tell you seven of the most wild, outrageous, hard-to-believe true stories you've ever heard. The problem is, one of our storytellers will be lying to your face, telling a complete whopper that never happened.

Think you can figure out which ones are telling the truth, and which one's pants are on fire?

If you can, you might win a sinful overnight stay at the Edgefield Hotel & Winery.

Not sure you can guess the liar? No worries, there will be other ways to win valuable prizes throughout the evening, including a chance to take on one of your fellow audience members in our Pants on Fire 2 Truths & A Lie Mano y Mano Cage Match! At the very least, you'll walk away with seven of the best, craziest, most outlandish stories told on stage all month. And six of them will actually be true.

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7 Deadly Sins: The God Show!
Dec
28
7:30 PM19:30

7 Deadly Sins: The God Show!

What’s the worst that can happen to you when you go seeking the Gods? What’s the worst that can happen when the Gods come seeking you? 

7 Deadly Sins presents five Devilish stories of unplanned pilgrimages, the allure of false prophets, why it’s hard to be an Old Testament God in a New Testament town, the human cost of two Gods going to war, and what it means to face the terrible wrath of the Old Gods. With music by Skamokawa Swamp Opera.

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Oct
26
7:30 PM19:30

7 Deadly Sins: Lust 2.0!

Prepare your best cheesy pick-up line, choose an easy-to-remember safe word, and come get your freak on as five absurdly talented storytellers tell sexy true stories of everybody’s favorite sin: Lust!

Join us on October 26th at the historic Mission Theater, where we will be featuring stories by Portland Center Stage regular, founding member of The Liberators, and Second City alum Nicholas Kessler, Under the Covers with Eleanor: Bedtime Stories for Consenting Adults host Eleanor Cathleen O'Brien, internationally recognized comedian, author, J Names Improv Troupe leader, and winner of Dan Savage's HUMP! Film Festival Jay Flewelling, esteemed author, publisher, and editor of Fashionably Late: Gay, Bi, and Trans Men Who Came Out Later in Life Vinnie Kinsella, and professional healthcare policy expert and SXSW and Mystery Box veteran Torrie Fields.

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Sep
18
8:00 PM20:00

Pants On Fire - September Show

Join us at the White Eagle on September 18th as seven amazing storytellers take the stage to tell you seven of the most outrageous, hard-to-believe true stories you've ever heard. The problem is, one of our storytellers will be lying to your face, telling a complete whopper that never happened.

Think you can figure out which ones are telling the truth, and which one's pants are on fire?

If you can, you might win a sinful overnight stay at the Edgefield Hotel & Winery.

Not sure you can guess the liar? No worries, there will be other ways to win valuable prizes throughout the evening, including a chance to take on one of your fellow audience members in our Pants on Fire 2 Truths & A Lie Mano y Mano Cage Match! At the very least, you'll walk away with seven of the best, craziest, most outlandish stories told on stage all month. And six of them will actually be true.

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Aug
24
7:30 PM19:30

7 Deadly Sins: Sex, Drugs, and Rock & Roll

We're kicking off our second season with a music-filled evening of live storytelling featuring five 100% true cautionary tales of living the Rock & Roll Lifestyle.

So put own your boogie shoes, let your freak flag fly, and prepare to party like a rock star along with special guest storyteller and Portland radio legend Daria, two local rock legends, a handful of Moth champions, Gem Ginger, Tod, and of course the Skamokawa Swamp Opera House Band.

Tickets On Sale Now!

 

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Jul
25
7:00 PM19:00

Pants on Fire - July Show

Join us at the White Eagle on July 25th as seven amazing storytellers take the stage to tell you seven of the most outrageous, hard-to-believe true stories you've ever heard. The problem is, one of our storytellers will be lying to your face, telling a complete whopper that never happened.

Think you can figure out which ones are telling the truth, and which one's pants are on fire?

If you can, you might win a bunch of cool stuff: including sponsor swag, concert tickets, and an overnight stay at the Edgefield, Kennedy School, or White Eagle Hotel.

Not sure you can guess the liar? No worries, there will be other ways to win valuable prizes throughout the evening, including a chance to take on one of your fellow audience members in our Pants on Fire 2 Truths & A Lie Mano y Mano Cage Match! At the very least, you'll walk away with seven of the best, craziest, most outlandish stories told on stage all month. And six of them will actually be true!

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Jun
22
7:30 PM19:30

7 Deadly Sins: Envy & Jealousy

Coming up next on the 7 Deadly Sins stage: five Incrediable, kick-ass women telling true stories of sibling rivalry gone too far, what to do when the dead come back from the grave, why you should think twice before buying that snow globe, confronting visitors from outer space, cuckholding gone very, very wrong, and much much more!

Better still: proceeds for this show will go to Planned Parenthood Advocates of Oregon.

Join us at McMenamins Mission Theater to hear five wickedly true stories of the sin everyone wishes they had: Envy & Jealousy! 

Tickets: $12 Advance, $15 Day of Show

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Feb
23
7:30 PM19:30

7 Deadly Sins: The Wrath Show!

SOLD OUT! Come see five fantastic stories of the sin most likely to leave an actual scar: WRATH! 

For our February show, we'll be featuring absolutely true tales about the dark side of the 'French People's Favorite Clown,' the unspoken risks of modern dating, the true cost of facing a parent's wrath, how getting back to nature can be a truly terrifying (and deadly) experience, why you and your cat should be far more suspicious of one another than you are right now, plus much, much more. All that and prizes, games, pizza, and yummy adult beverages. 

February 23rd at the historic Mission Theater.

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