Oct
26
7:30pm 7:30pm

7 Deadly Sins: Lust 2.0!

Prepare your best cheesy pick-up line, choose an easy-to-remember safe word, and come get your freak on as five absurdly talented storytellers tell sexy true stories of everybody’s favorite sin: Lust!

Join us on October 26th at the historic Mission Theater, where we will be featuring stories by Portland Center Stage regular, founding member of The Liberators, and Second City alum Nicholas Kessler, Under the Covers with Eleanor: Bedtime Stories for Consenting Adults host Eleanor Cathleen O'Brien, internationally recognized comedian, author, J Names Improv Troupe leader, and winner of Dan Savage's HUMP! Film Festival Jay Flewelling, esteemed author, publisher, and editor of Fashionably Late: Gay, Bi, and Trans Men Who Came Out Later in Life Vinnie Kinsella, and professional healthcare policy expert and SXSW and Mystery Box veteran Torrie Fields.

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Nov
24
8:00pm 8:00pm

Pants On Fire - November Show

Shake off those post-Thanksgiving dinner blues to seven outrageous stories, six of which are true and one of which is a lie. If you can figure out who the liar is, you might start celebrating the holidays early with a sinful overnight stay at the Edgefield Hotel & Winery on us.

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Sep
18
8:00pm 8:00pm

Pants On Fire - September Show

Join us at the White Eagle on September 18th as seven amazing storytellers take the stage to tell you seven of the most outrageous, hard-to-believe true stories you've ever heard. The problem is, one of our storytellers will be lying to your face, telling a complete whopper that never happened.

Think you can figure out which ones are telling the truth, and which one's pants are on fire?

If you can, you might win a sinful overnight stay at the Edgefield Hotel & Winery.

Not sure you can guess the liar? No worries, there will be other ways to win valuable prizes throughout the evening, including a chance to take on one of your fellow audience members in our Pants on Fire 2 Truths & A Lie Mano y Mano Cage Match! At the very least, you'll walk away with seven of the best, craziest, most outlandish stories told on stage all month. And six of them will actually be true.

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Aug
24
7:30pm 7:30pm

7 Deadly Sins: Sex, Drugs, and Rock & Roll

We're kicking off our second season with a music-filled evening of live storytelling featuring five 100% true cautionary tales of living the Rock & Roll Lifestyle.

So put own your boogie shoes, let your freak flag fly, and prepare to party like a rock star along with special guest storyteller and Portland radio legend Daria, two local rock legends, a handful of Moth champions, Gem Ginger, Tod, and of course the Skamokawa Swamp Opera House Band.

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Jul
25
7:00pm 7:00pm

Pants on Fire - July Show

Join us at the White Eagle on July 25th as seven amazing storytellers take the stage to tell you seven of the most outrageous, hard-to-believe true stories you've ever heard. The problem is, one of our storytellers will be lying to your face, telling a complete whopper that never happened.

Think you can figure out which ones are telling the truth, and which one's pants are on fire?

If you can, you might win a bunch of cool stuff: including sponsor swag, concert tickets, and an overnight stay at the Edgefield, Kennedy School, or White Eagle Hotel.

Not sure you can guess the liar? No worries, there will be other ways to win valuable prizes throughout the evening, including a chance to take on one of your fellow audience members in our Pants on Fire 2 Truths & A Lie Mano y Mano Cage Match! At the very least, you'll walk away with seven of the best, craziest, most outlandish stories told on stage all month. And six of them will actually be true!

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Jun
22
7:30pm 7:30pm

7 Deadly Sins: Envy & Jealousy

Coming up next on the 7 Deadly Sins stage: five Incrediable, kick-ass women telling true stories of sibling rivalry gone too far, what to do when the dead come back from the grave, why you should think twice before buying that snow globe, confronting visitors from outer space, cuckholding gone very, very wrong, and much much more!

Better still: proceeds for this show will go to Planned Parenthood Advocates of Oregon.

Join us at McMenamins Mission Theater to hear five wickedly true stories of the sin everyone wishes they had: Envy & Jealousy! 

Tickets: $12 Advance, $15 Day of Show

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Feb
23
7:30pm 7:30pm

7 Deadly Sins: The Wrath Show!

SOLD OUT! Come see five fantastic stories of the sin most likely to leave an actual scar: WRATH! 

For our February show, we'll be featuring absolutely true tales about the dark side of the 'French People's Favorite Clown,' the unspoken risks of modern dating, the true cost of facing a parent's wrath, how getting back to nature can be a truly terrifying (and deadly) experience, why you and your cat should be far more suspicious of one another than you are right now, plus much, much more. All that and prizes, games, pizza, and yummy adult beverages. 

February 23rd at the historic Mission Theater.

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Dec
22
7:30pm 7:30pm

7 Deadly Sins: The Holiday Show!

Come enjoy five amazing true tales of holiday heartbreak, hilarity, and horror by our own little storytelling Island of Misfit Toys. It's the bracing cheap shot of whiskey you'll need to wash down the sticky, overly-sweet, saccharine-y Egg Nog that is the Portland Holiday Season. 

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Oct
27
7:30pm 7:30pm

7 Deadly Sins: The Lust Show!

Join us for a pre-Halloween night of stories about everybody's favorite sin: Lust. And as if that wasn't enough, we've decided to give this month's show a little tweak. 

For our Lust show, we will honor the time-honored tradition of lying about one's sex life with a game we call Five Truths & A Lie! 

Come to the Lust Show and hear five of our storytellers tell amazingly true stories -- and one charlatan telling a total whopper. Think you can guess which one is the liar? If so, you could win a special overnight Lust Package at the McMenamin's Edgefield. 

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Aug
25
7:30pm 7:30pm

7 Deadly Sins: The Inaugural Show!

For our first ever show, we'll be featuring true stories about Pride, and how can it lead you to your fall -- or not.

Join us as our storytellers take us into real-life tales of forays into foreign prisons, standing up to the most unlikely of bullies, a priest being tested by God with an impossible task, why snakes and stardom don't mix, and how, sometimes, the road to redemption is found in a mirror on the ceiling of a Best Western. 

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