Friday, March 20th:
7DS Pants On Fire Double Header!
Join us as we host Portland’s wildest and most interactive comedy and storytelling entertainment event with Pants On Fire! at the historic White Eagle Hotel & Saloon.
As always, you’ll hear eight of the Norhtwest’s premier storytellers, comedians, artists, writers, celebrities & musicians telling some of the most outrageous, hard-to-believe, 100% true stories you've ever heard — except that one of our storytellers will be lying to your face, telling a complete whopper that never happened.
And as always, if you can guess which of our storytellers is the liar, you could win an overnight stay at the Edgefield Winery on us. Or you can try to win the Bag O’ Somewhat Valuable Prizes with our Two Truths & A Lie Audience Cage Match!
But this time, you have two Pants On Fire! shows to choose from.
THE FAMILY/FRIENDLY SHOW!
Our early show, Pants On Fire: Family/Friendly, will be all ages, featuring eight of the most amazing, hard-to-believe s stories you’ll ever hear — one of them, of course, being entirely made up. It will be a great early-evening affair, and one of the first shows we’ve ever done where young adults can join in the fun. (Please note that although the show is all-ages, many stories will likely be more PG-13 than G; as such it is recommended for young adults and adults.)
6:00 PM at the White Eagle - GET TICKETS
THE FILTHY/FREAKY SHOW!
Our late show, Pants On Fire: Filthy/Freaky, will be 21 and over only, and will feature eight incredibly sinful, decidedly not-safe-for-work stories that will be just as amazing and hard-to-believe as the ones form the early show.
9:00 PM at the White Eagle - GET TICKETS
So pick a show, grab your tix, and come out to hear a night of the best stories you’ll ever not believe. It’s going to be a blast.
A Quick Note About Changes With Pants On Fire Tickets!
If you’ve been to the show before, you know some of our fans arrive super early — leaving others disappointed with the lack of stage-area seating when they arrive. Because of this starting with our March show, at the request of McMenamins White Eagle, we will be changing up the way Pants On Fire tickets will be sold.
There will now be three tiers of tickets you can purchase:
‘TABLE’ SEATING — These tickets will be a little more expensive than our old GA tickets ($30 plus fees). However, if you buy them you will be guaranteed either a two-top or three-top table. (As you might expect, the two-top ticket gets you admission for two people, and the three-top ticket gets you admission for three people.)
‘SEATED’ SEATING — These tickets will be the same price as our old GA tickets ($20 plus fees). They will guarantee you either a seat at that large family style table, the bar, or in the white stage-area seats with no tables.
‘STANDING’ SEATING — These oxymoronically named tickets will be half the price of our old GA tickets ($10 plus fees). These tickets will be for those who wish to stand in the stage area, as well as for those are cool sitting in the back-section tables and booths near the entrance of the bar.
None of this is etched in stone, so please: let us know how you like/don’t like the new system! We can always tweak it or go back to the Olde Ways if need be.
The Absolute Worst Show
Wednesday April 15th
The Absolute Worst is an interactive, open-mic comedy/storytelling show where audience members face off against three curated comedians and storytellers to find out who can lay claim to having gone through the worst experience ever based on that night’s theme, with both absolutely fabulous and absolutely terrible prizes at stake.
And for our April show, we’re looking to see who can lay claim to having had the worst job ever.
So if you have a great story about absolutely anything terrible you had to endure, you might walk away with the evening’s grand prize!
Maybe your worst job was that one where you had to babysit the two most obnoxious kids in the history of the universe. Or when that judge gave you community service and it was picking up dog poop in the park. Or maybe it was that one time when you agreed to help your friend move to a new apartment twelve blocks away only to be told when you arrived that “it’s so close I decide we don’t really need a truck.” Or maybe it’s that bar you worked in where the owner played nothing but Kenny G all day, every day. (Every goddamn day.) Or maybe it’s when you had that one boss that took credit for all of your ideas, or the one that would not keep their hands to themselves, or the one that kept insisting on going out with you and your friends even though you hated their guts.
Don’t want to tell a story? No problem! You can still win a prize by winning our It Could Be Worse Game, or giving the best answer to our Absolute Worst Question Of The Night, or being crowned the Absolute Best Audience Member, or some other prize that we’ll probably just make up as we go.
Also, we may ask everyone to howl at the moon. Or we may not. (We’ll see.)
