Saturday, January 17th
7DS: Pants On Fire Double Header!
Join us as we host Portland’s wildest and most interactive comedy and storytelling entertainment event with Pants On Fire! at the historic White Eagle Hotel & Saloon.
As always, you’ll hear eight of the Norhtwest’s premier storytellers, comedians, artists, writers, celebrities & musicians telling some of the most outrageous, hard-to-believe, 100% true stories you've ever heard — except that one of our storytellers will be lying to your face, telling a complete whopper that never happened.
And as always, if you can guess which of our storytellers is the liar, you could win an overnight stay at the Edgefield Winery on us. Or you can try to win the Bag O’ Somewhat Valuable Prizes with our Two Truths & A Lie Audience Cage Match!
But this time, you have two Pants On Fire! shows to choose from.
THE FAMILY/FRIENDLY SHOW!
Our early show, Pants On Fire: Family/Friendly, will be all ages, featuring eight of the most amazing, hard-to-believe s stories you’ll ever hear — one of them, of course, being entirely made up. It will be a great early-evening affair, and one of the first shows we’ve ever done where young adults can join in the fun. (Please note that although the show is all-ages, many stories will likely be more PG-13 than G; as such it is recommended for young adults and adults.)
6:00 PM at the White Eagle
THE FILTHY/FREAKY SHOW!
Our late show, Pants On Fire: Filthy/Freaky, will be 21 and over only, and will feature eight incredibly sinful, decidedly not-safe-for-work stories that will be just as amazing and hard-to-believe as the ones form the early show.
9:00 PM at the White Eagle
So pick a show, grab your tix, and come out to hear a night of the best stories you’ll ever not believe. It’s going to be a blast.
Wednesday, February 18th
The Absolute Worst Love Story
The Absolute Worst Love Story is an interactive, open-mic comedy/storytelling show where audience members face off against three curated comedians and storytellers to find out who can lay claim to having lived the worst love story ever, with both absolutely fabulous and absolutely terrible prizes at stake.
And if you have a great story about an absolutely terrible love story you had to endure, you might walk away with the evening’s grand prize!
Maybe your personal worst love story is about that one time you finally got up the nerve to ask out your secret crush, only to have them break out laughing at the very idea. Or maybe your worst love story was about the person you really were sure was “the one,” until you caught them in bed with your best friend. Or maybe it’s about that cat you gave your heart to that seemed to love everyone in your family except you, or that favorite food you loved until you got food poisoning, or that mentor you hero-worshipped who let you down, or that television show you watched every single week for years only to have the series finale totally suck balls so bad it just destroyed you to a degree that you are still, frankly, a little embarrassed to admit.
Don’t want to tell a story? No problem! You can still win a prize by winning our Absolute Worst Pictionary Cage Match, or giving the best answer to our Absolute Worst Question Of The Night, or being crowned the Absolute Best Audience Member, or some other prize that we’ll probably just make up as we go.
Also, we may ask everyone to howl at the moon. Or we may not. (We’ll see.)
Hosted by Meg Ferrill and Travis Abels!
