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7 Deadly Sins: Love Sucks

Take a break from the gooey, sugary, lovey-dovey gag-fest that is the Valentine's Day Season with five stories (and songs) about love gone very, very wrong.


Up next on the 7 Deadly Sins MainStage: five totally true tales about what happens when the love of one's life turns out to be both a great kisser and totally imaginary, the pros and cons of having that "handsome stranger saves the fair maiden" fairytale romance you've always dreamt about actually come true, why the greatest heartbreaks often come to us on four legs, how infidelity can plunge one into the depths of true madness, and the inherent risks of meeting a blind date at a sex club.

Featuring new music by Skamokawa Swamp Opera and performances by

  • Willamette Week's Funniest Person of the Year alum Amanda Arnold

  • Host of You're Welcome and Portland Mercury Genius of Comedy Marcus Coleman

  • Professional kink coach and Willamette Week sex columnist Stella Harris

  • Petropolitan Museum artist-in-residence, one-time MTV art director, and deposed Slug Queen Constance Van Flandern

  • AUDACITY Style Bar owner and Mystery Box alum Darcy Rawls

Featuring new music from Skamokawa Swamp Opera!

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Earlier Event: January 31
Pants On Fire - January Show
Later Event: March 28
Pants On Fire: March Show